Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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