I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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