the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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