I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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