I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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