How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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