You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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