Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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