bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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