He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I'm always down for nudity.
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