Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
if you like me you must not know who I am
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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