bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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