Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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