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  • me and my friend was so high once, we ordered 12 double cheeseburgers from mcdicks and pulled over and ate them.. may have thrown a few at seagles hahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:24am
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  • Talk about getting a heart attack....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:48pm
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  • Anyone else get tired of all these "OMG I just remembered what I/you did last night and must text you about it!" Blackouts are the first sign of alcoholism...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:44pm
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  • 10:58: I couldn't agree with you more

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:50am
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  • I'm agreeing with all the other people who are annoyed with the "you/he/she did this". I doubt these are actual texts. They're probably just someone who wants to tell someone about what happened last night and thought this was the best medium for that. We need to get a seperate site just for these.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:58pm
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  • Move five area codes down.

    Submitted by loliliketexts on Sep 27, 10 at 12:16am
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  • I have no life -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:30pm
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  • 8:51 youre retarded. He's obvously got effing baked and has the munchies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:04pm
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  • Best idea ever!!!!! Epic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:51pm
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  • And where's the liter-o-cola too?!?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 2:00pm
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  • Hysterical. Jeff... I love you, man!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:11pm
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  • I totally know what Mcdonald's this happened at. I was working that night and took the order. Haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:32am
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  • HAHAHA funniest shit ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:44am
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  • its an option at braums!!!! if you have one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:39pm
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  • Oh I get it! It's funny because a 'bag' isn't a real standard measurement so it would be ridiculous for McDonalds to offer that as an item! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:21pm
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  • I fucked Jeff's mom. - Heff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:58pm
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  • whitecastle for the win...be jealous of my sack of bacon jalapeno doubles!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:24am
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  • hahahahaha thats hysterical

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:47pm
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  • 4:22(2) Why so serious?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:35pm
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  • Op I bet you're black. Or fat. Or both.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:51pm
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  • they have those at tom's drive in in WI and they are damn good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:18pm
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  • You wanna know how I got these cigars? -The Penguin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:20am
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  • Stoner snacks would be more appropriate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:27pm
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  • I doubt that's fake my friend did the same thing except with chicken nuggets and fries

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:47am
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  • quit bitching about how 'every text is another text explaining what someone sadly does not remember from the night before'. thats what the site is about. 'texts from last night'. durh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:09pm
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  • I just ate a satchel on burgers aswell. -opie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:24pm
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  • 4:22 (2) can you explain what a bastarf is?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:44pm
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  • A mcdonalds by my college did a 5 cheeseburger, medium cup of fries and large drink meal that they called the sack meal. - as far as the you wanted, you asked, you said texts.... So fake and over used

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:00pm
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  • Ha good ok Everett eh?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:20pm
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  • Western Washington FTW...man i love the stoners in this state!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:22am
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  • BAHAHAHAHHGGAGAGAGHAGAGGAHAHAHHAHAA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:46pm
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  • Should really add that!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:22pm
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  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:29pm
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  • A bag of pretzels is always an option.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:29am
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