we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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