I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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