You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
what is it with giant penises always finding me
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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