I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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