Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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