I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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