my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just found puke in my bra..
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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