is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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