return my video game
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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