You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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