Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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