her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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