you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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