Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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