How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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