I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Randomize