Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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