she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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