he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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