Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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