I'm lost and stupid without you.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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