he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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