i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
literally had 100 drinks last night.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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