did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Damn victory sex feels great
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
