I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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