i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
