what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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