I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
