I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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