Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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