There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize
