new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
