hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize