fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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