You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
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