According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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