Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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