Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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