Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
It's Friday. Sex?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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