Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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