thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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