just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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