: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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