office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
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