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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?

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You don't!

Submitted by combatwombat04 on Apr 7, 10 at 11:07am

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Just explain that it's a disgusting addiction that kills people. Also to never touch it.

Submitted by maynard on Apr 7, 10 at 11:18am

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Just say its fun dip for adults

Submitted by Unverified on Apr 7, 10 at 11:27am

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Im not addicted to cocaine....i just love the way it smells!!! RP

Submitted by bsitz on Apr 7, 10 at 11:51am

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Don't say its for adults only because then theyll really want it, and don't say its sweets.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 1:21pm

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Like this , " You know that star you get on super Mario ? Well, it's like that. "

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 7:20pm

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Cocaine is a helluva drug

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 3:32pm

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you don't...

Submitted by beezy1011 on Apr 7, 10 at 12:37pm

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12:21\nIf you have such a high IQ shouldn't you be able to spell "connoisseur"? Haha

Submitted by flashz on Apr 7, 10 at 12:28pm

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You dont want none of this shit Dewey.

Submitted by urallstupid on Apr 7, 10 at 6:13pm

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- Excuse me?? I do not do cocaine, it doesn't do jack shit for me. Also, Dewey is 13.
  
  Submitted by kremmel on Apr 9, 10 at 2:57pm
  
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powdered sugar!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 7:54pm

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It makes your nose bleed and your dick shrink.

Submitted by thomasjohmas on Apr 8, 10 at 6:28pm

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I love penis

Submitted by bigdack on Apr 7, 10 at 12:25pm

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Don't do drugs cuz drugs r bad mkay

Submitted by crazyjay34 on Apr 8, 10 at 12:44am

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It's like super sugar.

Submitted by theohioviking on Apr 7, 10 at 4:43pm

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Booger sugar.

Submitted by asdfghjll on Apr 8, 10 at 1:20am

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You don't

Submitted by connorfagin on Apr 8, 10 at 7:37am

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845 again!!! Really Go do something with your life

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 12:20pm

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@7:20 Best. Explaination. Ever.

Submitted by Azrael on Apr 8, 10 at 7:54pm

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there are times when you get suckered in, by drugs and alcohol and sex with women, m'kay...

Submitted by rthshuskie2010 on Apr 7, 10 at 2:55pm

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Boob

Submitted by mastymike on Apr 8, 10 at 1:16pm

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No need!! The drugs are filtering down into primary schools now.

Submitted by aewins39668 on Jul 4, 10 at 8:06pm

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Magical Fairy Dust... for adults

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 11:24pm

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You start by putting the phone down.

Submitted by fml26 on Apr 7, 10 at 6:29pm

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YOU DONT

Submitted by golightly on Apr 8, 10 at 12:19am

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7:20 nailed it!

Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Apr 8, 10 at 12:14pm

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It's a special medicine that you use to cure depression

Submitted by mollie711 on Apr 7, 10 at 1:07pm

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Pixie sticks for the nose. Adult usage only.

Submitted by lemonjuice on Apr 7, 10 at 12:16pm

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If u love the way it smells then ur an addict dumbass

Submitted by Silk5 on Apr 7, 10 at 1:44pm

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Why would a 9 year old be asking about cocaine? \nTell the kid it's suger for adults

Submitted by DexedreinFTW on Apr 7, 10 at 11:30am

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Poughkeepsie showing it's true colors

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 6:51pm

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Very carefully

Submitted by kyl35s on Apr 13, 10 at 8:41am

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Carefully. Nasty stuff.

Submitted by Michguy on Apr 7, 10 at 3:08pm

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It turns all your bad feelings into good feelings!! It's a nightmare!!

Submitted by darian_darian on Apr 29, 11 at 11:43pm

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veeeeery sloooooowly

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 9, 10 at 12:33am

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You don't... Tell them to wait a couple of years

Submitted by codii on Apr 7, 10 at 2:47pm

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Tell them that it's powdered sugar for the nose. If you sniff real hard, then you feel better.

Submitted by MegaFistPump on Apr 7, 10 at 11:28am

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give them a bump and let them learn for themselves

Submitted by east on Apr 7, 10 at 3:18pm

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Nose candy?

Submitted by buberto on Apr 8, 10 at 12:16am

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Like chalk his teacher uses on the blackboard remind it goes on the blackboard not mirrors

Submitted by homegrown2420 on Apr 9, 10 at 7:36am

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don't lol

Submitted by whyyoumad on Jun 15, 10 at 12:52am

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Sugar for Grown-ups

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 12:31pm

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The only way to explain it to anyone is as awesome

Submitted by bkerr on Jan 25, 12 at 8:36am

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Adult sugar

Submitted by USAFSO on Apr 8, 10 at 12:18am

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I mean I am a connoseur of cocaine myself (great drug for ppl with a high enough IQ and some self control), but u DO NOT explain cocaine to a 9 yr old lol

Submitted by amikewlorwhat on Apr 7, 10 at 12:21pm

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You don't period, geez I wish there weren't so many fucking losers out there.

Submitted by addiesmybaby on Apr 8, 10 at 9:23am

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Submitted by combatwombat04 on Apr 7, 10 at 11:07am

Submitted by maynard on Apr 7, 10 at 11:18am

Submitted by Unverified on Apr 7, 10 at 11:27am

Submitted by bsitz on Apr 7, 10 at 11:51am

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 1:21pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 7:20pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 3:32pm

Submitted by beezy1011 on Apr 7, 10 at 12:37pm

Submitted by flashz on Apr 7, 10 at 12:28pm

Submitted by urallstupid on Apr 7, 10 at 6:13pm

Submitted by kremmel on Apr 9, 10 at 2:57pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 7:54pm

Submitted by thomasjohmas on Apr 8, 10 at 6:28pm

Submitted by bigdack on Apr 7, 10 at 12:25pm

Submitted by crazyjay34 on Apr 8, 10 at 12:44am

Submitted by theohioviking on Apr 7, 10 at 4:43pm

Submitted by asdfghjll on Apr 8, 10 at 1:20am

Submitted by connorfagin on Apr 8, 10 at 7:37am

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 12:20pm

Submitted by Azrael on Apr 8, 10 at 7:54pm

Submitted by rthshuskie2010 on Apr 7, 10 at 2:55pm

Submitted by mastymike on Apr 8, 10 at 1:16pm

Submitted by aewins39668 on Jul 4, 10 at 8:06pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 11:24pm

Submitted by fml26 on Apr 7, 10 at 6:29pm

Submitted by golightly on Apr 8, 10 at 12:19am

Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Apr 8, 10 at 12:14pm

Submitted by mollie711 on Apr 7, 10 at 1:07pm

Submitted by lemonjuice on Apr 7, 10 at 12:16pm

Submitted by Silk5 on Apr 7, 10 at 1:44pm

Submitted by DexedreinFTW on Apr 7, 10 at 11:30am

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 6:51pm

Submitted by kyl35s on Apr 13, 10 at 8:41am

Submitted by Michguy on Apr 7, 10 at 3:08pm

Submitted by darian_darian on Apr 29, 11 at 11:43pm

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 9, 10 at 12:33am

Submitted by codii on Apr 7, 10 at 2:47pm

Submitted by MegaFistPump on Apr 7, 10 at 11:28am

Submitted by east on Apr 7, 10 at 3:18pm

Submitted by buberto on Apr 8, 10 at 12:16am

Submitted by homegrown2420 on Apr 9, 10 at 7:36am

Submitted by whyyoumad on Jun 15, 10 at 12:52am

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 12:31pm

Submitted by bkerr on Jan 25, 12 at 8:36am

Submitted by USAFSO on Apr 8, 10 at 12:18am

Submitted by amikewlorwhat on Apr 7, 10 at 12:21pm

Submitted by addiesmybaby on Apr 8, 10 at 9:23am

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