Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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