He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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